Q. “How do I beat the piss test, when I have to drop a urine at Probation?” A. “What are you, a moron?”

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“Yes, there are always ways to beat a urine or anything at all, for that matter, but do you think I’m stupid enough to tell you the answer?” — Ft. Lauderdale criminal defense lawyer John Castellano


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John M. Castellano is a Fort Lauderdale criminal defense attorney who has helped thousands of clients throughout Florida. While building a reputation as a premiere Fort Lauderdale DUI attorney, Mr. Castellano has worked tirelessly to develop strategies to best protect the rights of those arrested for DUI in Broward, Dade and West Palm. However, Mr. Castellano is not just a drunk driving lawyer. He has been a successful domestic violence attorney, drug trafficking attorney, as well as all other Felony and Misdemeanor cases.

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